Subject: Death (Page 5)

Where is my clock?

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter
Last words

Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Death TV/Movie Quotes

I am dying. Please… bring me a toothpick.

(1873 – 1907) French writer
Last words

Kill: To create a vacancy without nominating a successor.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Death Definitions Killing

Aw, no one's gonna shoot at me.

(1939 – 1963) American assassinator of President John F. Kennedy
Last words

More weight.

(c.1611 – 1692) a prosperous farmer and church member in early colonial America who died under judicial torture during the Salem witch trials
Last words

It seldom happens, I think, that a man has the civility to die when all the world wishes it.

(1626 – 1696) French writer
Death

You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.

(1953 – 1992) American career criminal & convicted murderer
Last words

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

(1906 – 1972) Russian-born English actor, singer-songwriter & music composer
Last words

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili.

(1809 – 1868) American frontiersman & scout
Last words

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Death

I leave life so that I can walk into history.

(1882 – 1954) Brazilian dictator & democratically elected President
Last words

I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.

(c.1446/1450 – 1523) Italian Renaissance painter
Last words

Live each day as if it were your last… because one day, you’ll be right.

(1924 – 1992) English comedian & actor
Death Life Time

That picture is awful dusty.

(1847 – 1882) American outlaw, bank robber & convicted murderer
Last words

You have to treat death like any other part of life.

American auto racer
Auto racing Death Sports

Give me immortality or death.

Death Life

John Montague to John Wilkes: You will either die on the gallows or of a loathsome disease.

Wilkes’ reply: That depends on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.

(1725 – 1797) English radical, journalist & politician
Death Insults

I don’t want to die before my parents die, especially my mother, because I don’t want her to get the chance to pick out what I’m going to wear for eternity.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Death

Tenant Failed To Give Notice Before Dying

Death Headlines

Waldo is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
Death Insults