Subject: Death (Page 7)

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Death Life

Longevity: Uncommon extension of the fear of death.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Death Definitions Language Life

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

(1818 – 1883) German philosopher, economist, sociologist & socialist
Last words

Another victim of the grim weeper.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death Malaprops

Capital punishment is our way of demonstrating the sanctity of life.

(1934 – ) U.S. senator (Utah)
Death Life

Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Last words

No comment.

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist
Last words

To stop sinning suddenly.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Death

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor
Last words

My friend died doing what he loved… heroin.

Canadian-American comedian, writer & columnist
Activities Death Drugs

If you eat one apple a day for 80 years, you won't die young.

(1919 – ) American sportswriter
Age Death Food/Drink Health

Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Death TV/Movie Quotes

If any of you have a message for the Devil, give it to me, for I am about to meet him!


Last words

I detest life insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.

(1869 – 1944) Canadian economist & humorist
Death

I am a pianist.


Last words

When someone close to you dies… move seats.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Death Situations

I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist
Accidents Age Death Friends People

I’ll never die in my sleep… I don’t sleep that well.

(1889 – 1966) American humorist, writer, illustrator & cartoonist
Activities Death Sleep

Well, I've had a happy life.

(1778 – 1830) English writer, essayist, critic, grammarian & philosopher
Last words

This is how you die.

(1883 – 1971) French fashion designer & founder of the Chanel brand
Death Last words

A dying man can do nothing easily.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Last words