Subject: Death (Page 8)

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

(1956 – ) author & movie actress
Death

They say you shouldn’t say nothin’ about the dead unless it’s good; he’s dead… good!

(1894 – 1975) American comedian
Communication Death Speech

Only from the cold, my friend.

(1736 – 1793) French astronomer, orator & leader of the French Revolution
Last words

Pope John Paul didn't die… he pre-boarded.

(1964 – ) American comedian & actor
Death

You sons of bitches, give my love to Mother!

(1912 - 1932) American convicted murderer & career criminal
Last words

Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Death Definitions Language Money Wealth

If anyone cries at my funeral, I will never speak to him again.

(1890 – 1965) English comic actor, writer & director (of Laurel & Hardy)
Death

The prettier. Now fight for it.

(1851 – 1929) English dramatist & playwright
Last words

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.

Alexander III (356 – 323 BC) King of Macedon
Death Doctors Health

I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.

(1963 – 1992) Texas inmate executed for rape & murder
Last words

Murderers – stop murdering; everyone will die eventually… just sit down and be patient.

(1975 – ) English comedian, actor & writer
Conflict Death Killing

Take me home. I was born in the South and I wish to die and be buried in the South.

(1856 – 1915) African-American educator, author & political leader
Last words

In the city, a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

(1672 – 1719) English essasyist, poet & politician
Death Entertainment Places

My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him… but I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Death Situations

That picture is awful dusty.

(1847 – 1882) American outlaw, bank robber & convicted murderer
Last words

When Sinclair (Lewis) is dead he's dead; when I die I'm immortal.

(1873 – 1945) journalist & author
Death People Self

Enough already.

(1915 – 2004) American novelist
Last words

It proves what Harry always said: give the public what they want and they'll come out for it.

(1913 – 1997) American comedian & radio & television host
Death Insults

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

(1874 – 1963) American poet
Death Work

They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!

(1813 – 1864) American teacher & Union Army general in the Civil War
Death Government Military

Suicide is cheating the doctor out of a job.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Death Doctors Health