Subject: Death (Page 9)

I will not go down to posterity talking bad grammar.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author
Communication Language Last words

Memorial Service: A farewell party for someone who has already left.

Death Definitions

This is too tight.

(1823 – 1865) Swiss-born Confederate officer in the American Civil War
Last words

Now I'm oiled.  Keep me from the rats.

(1492 – 1556) Italian author, playwright, poet & satirist
Last words

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer
Last words

The only cure for a real hangover is death.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Alcohol Death Food/Drink Health

It's all been rather lovely.

(1912 – 1983) English actor
Last words

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

(1899 – 1957) film actor
Last words

My design is to make what haste I can to be gone.

(1599 – 1658) English military & political leader
Last words

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die; I would have thought the obvious one was shout for help.

(1980 – ) English comedian & novelist
Death Situations

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die; I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help."

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Death Entertainment Television

Dammit… don't you dare ask God to help me!

(1905 – 1977) American actress
Last words

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Death

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death People Places

Now comes the mystery.

(1813 – 1887) American clergyman, social reformer & abolitionist
Last words

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor
Death Life Money

You haven’t lived until you’ve died in California.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor
Death Life Places

Do you realize we’re only a heart attack away from Bush being president?

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Death Government President

I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the Rock and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus, June 6, like the movie, big mothership and all. I'll be back.

(1956 – 2002) American serial killer
Last words

Nothing more than a change of mind, my dear. I always talk better lying down.

(1751 – 1836) American statesman & politician
Last words

The best way to get praise is to die.

Death Proverbs