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Falsies: A hope chest.

Body Clothing Definitions

Recollect: To recall with additions something not previously known.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Electrician: A person who wires for money.

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Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother’s vacation.

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X Chromosome: a genetic double-cross that empowers women with the ability to bear children and reserves for men the right to be color-blind hemophiliacs.

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Economist: One who takes a lot of unwarranted assumptions and reaches a foregone conclusion.

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Pacifist: A fellow who could attend a peace conference without getting into a fight.

Conflict Definitions Fights People

Urinal: The one place where all men are peers.

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Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time; the man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
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Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.

Computers Definitions Things

Chef: Any cook who swears in French.

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Toothache: The pain that drives you to extraction.

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Age: The time when everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.

Age Definitions Old

Dark Ages: Knight time.

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Husband: A polygamous animal in a monogamous strait-jacket.

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Adam’s rib: the original bone of contention.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator
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Pessimist: A person who looks at a doughnut and sees nothing but the hole.

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Telemarketer: A minimum waged person who calls a bunch of people on a list to sell them something that they probably don’t need, and gets hung up on because the person being called usually has a mouth full of food.

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Thingy: Female Interpretation: Any part under a car’s hood; Male Interpretation: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

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Unitarian: One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way.

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