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Brainstorm: To feign preparedness.

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Definition of a Jewish nymphomaniac: A woman who will make love the same day she has her hair done.

(1946 – ) British actress, columnist & comedian
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Gold Digger: A fund-loving girl.

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Alimony: The high cost of leaving.

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Know-it-all: One who pretends to know something about everything but really knows nothing about anything.

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Acoustic: An instrument used in shooting pool.

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Cat: A lap warmer with a built-in buzzer.

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English Channel: The BBC.

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Fairway: The well-kept and seldom used portion of a golf course.

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Aussie Kiss: Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

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Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

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Peeping Tom: A window fan.

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Antiques: Furniture that is too old for poor folks but the right age for rich people.

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Dictator: One who thinks he can take it – no matter to whom it belongs.

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Age: The time when everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.

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Groan: An expression of appreciation for the horrible.

Communication Definitions Speech

Saint: A dead sinner, revised and edited.

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X Chromosome: Sex chromosome responsible for the desire of dust ruffles, pillow shams, potpourris soap operas and ballroom dancing.

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Diet: A system of starving yourself to death so you can live a little longer.

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Durable Goods: Those that last longer than the time payments.

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Winter: The time of year when it gets later earlier.

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