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Assembly Line: The notion that if a job is worth doing, it’s worth repeating 9,614 times a day.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Job: A state of employment everyone wants but few look forward to on a Monday morning.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Hula Dancer: A shake in the grass.

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Aussie Kiss: Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

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Sewing Circle: A group of women who needle each other.

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Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Delayed Payment: A tourniquet applied at the pockets.

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Bisexual: A person who pays for sex.

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Florida: God's waiting room.

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Wagging Tail: A happy ending.

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Cleopatra: Queen of denial.

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Amateur Athlete: An athlete who is paid in cash, not by check..

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Toupée: Top secret.

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Good Neighbor: One who makes his noise at the same time you make yours.

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Window Screen: A device for keeping flies in the house.

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Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

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Fanatic: One who, having lost sight of his goal, redoubles his efforts.

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Teenagers: People who express a burning drive to be different by dressing alike.

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Etiquette: The noise you don’t make while eating soup.

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Fortune teller: Séance fiction.

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Brassiere: A bust stop.

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