Subject: Education (Page 14)

There is no direct relationship between the quality of an educational program and its cost.

Education Money Murphy’s Laws

College was like a four-year game show called “Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep?”

(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
Education School

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Education Law Money School

I took a positive thinking course… it was shit.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Education Learning

According to a new geographic literacy study 4 out of 10 American students couldn't find Iraq on a map; however 10 out of 10 Mexicans could find the U.S. without a map.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Education Places

If you're confident after you've just finished an exam, it's because you don't know enough to know better.

Education Intelligence Murphy’s Laws School

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

(1927 – ) American comedian
Education School

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist
Education Learning

When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
Education School Time