Subject: Education (Page 14)

You never catch on until after the test.

Education Murphy’s Laws School Understanding

The hardest thing to do at a community college is cheat on a test because the only people you can cheat off of also go to a community college.

American stand-up comedian
Education School

Being in politics is like being a football coach: you have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it’s important.

Education Government Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Politics Sports

University: A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand.

Definitions Education School

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Education Intelligence Money Murphy’s Laws School Stupidity

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

(1948 – ) American cartoonist (Doonesbury)
Communication School Speech

My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard and earned an online college degree.

Animals Dogs Education

I am not young enough to know everything.

(1860 – 1937) Scottish author, dramatist (creator of Peter Pan)
Age Education Intelligence Young

For every person wishing to teach, there are thirty not wanting to be taught.

(1898 – 1951) Scottish humorist
Education Learning