Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 6)

Love is the answer… but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Jealousy and love are sisters.

Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.

(1933 – ) English actress & author

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

In real love you want the other person's good; in romantic love, you want the other person.

(1886 – 1973) American writer

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

(1888 – 1972) French actor, singer & entertainer

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms… or hits you with the pepper spray.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.

(1982 – ) American author

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.

(1894 – 1987) British writer

My love life is like a fairy tale – it's grim.

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian

Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do?… turn out the lights!

(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer

You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it; but first let me introduce myself.

(1982 – ) American author

I’m in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn’t even know I exist – and worse… she can prove it.

(1974 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the post long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.

I know what love is ‘cuz’ I watch talk shows… love is the end of happiness!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.

(1982 – ) American author

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist