Subject: Entertainment » Dance (Page 2)

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle… it wasn’t mine.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

My father originated the limbo dance… trying to get into a pay toilet.

(1921 – 1995) American comedian & actor

Dance like it hurts… love like you need money… work when people are watching.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

The hula dance is simple: you put some grass on one hip, some more grass on the other hip, and then you rotate the crops.

Dance: The action of moving rhythmically to music with a partner, a skill which a woman possesses naturally, but which a man acquires only for the short time in his young adulthood when he wishes to meet and impress young women, and abandons thereafter due to mysterious knee injuries.

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport; dancing is a contact sport.

(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach

I don’t dance, but I’d love to hold you while you do.