Subject: Entertainment » Dance (Page 2)

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle… it wasn’t mine.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

He makes you feel more danced against than with.


Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

When I dance, people think I’m looking for my keys.

(1957 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & screenwriter

Dance like it hurts… love like you need money… work when people are watching.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.

(1890 – 1937) author

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I don’t dance, but I’d love to hold you while you do.