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Over a fifteen-year period Jack raised almost $6,000,000 for the benefit of classical music; of course, a lot of people claimed that that was his way of paying for the damage he'd caused it.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Entertainment
Music
Charity
Jack Benny
[Katherine Hepburn] is not a great actress, but one with a certain distinction which, with training, might possibly take the place of great acting in an emergency.
Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Acting
Entertainment
Katherine Hepburn
I don’t like my music, but what is my opinion against that of millions of others.
Frederick Loewe
(1904 – 1988) Austrian-American composer
Entertainment
Music
People
Self
Every child is an artist; the problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.
Pablo Picasso
(1881 – 1973) Spanish painter, sculptor, printmaker & stage designer
Art
Children
Entertainment
What do you want me to do … stop shooting now and release it as
The Five Commandments
?
Cecil B. De Mille
(1881 – 1959) American film director & producer
Entertainment
Film
After Paramount founder Adolph Zukor protested escalating costs
If you bet on a horse, that's gambling. If you bet you can make three spades, that's entertainment. If you bet cotton will go up three points, that's business. See the difference?
Blackie Sherrod
(1919 – ) American sportswriter
Entertainment
Sports
Betting
Gambling
Sex is like art; most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Scott Roeben
writer, website creator
Art
Money
Sex
The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign me for the silent movies.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Acting
Communication
Entertainment
Film
Speech
Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.
Herbert Beerbohm Tree
(1852 – 1917) English actor & theater manager
Acting
Entertainment
To a group of actresses assembled to play ladies-in-waiting
The hula dance is simple: you put some grass on one hip, some more grass on the other hip, and then you rotate the crops.
Anonymous
Dance
Entertainment
Hula
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Entertainment
Television
I really detest movies like
Indecent Proposal
and
Pretty Woman
because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal; and really that’s such a small part of it.
Laura Kightlinger
(1969 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
Entertainment
Film
Sex
Women
Indecent Proposal
Pretty Woman
All music is folk music; I ain’t never heard no horse sing a song.
Louis Armstrong
(1901 – 1971) American jazz trumpeter and singer
Entertainment
Music
Folk music
Comedy is tragedy plus time!
Alan Alda
(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter
Entertainment
TV/Movie Quotes
As Lester in “Crimes and Misdemeanors”
Comedy
Tragedy
Jazz: Music invented by demons for the torture of imbeciles.
Henry van Dyke
(1852 – 1933) author, educator & clergyman
Entertainment
Fools
Intelligence
Music
Jazz
Torture
I have no problem not listening to
The Temptations.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Entertainment
Music
Gone With the Wind is going to be the biggest flop in Hollywood history; I'm just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who's falling flat on his face and not Gary Cooper.
Gary Cooper
(1901 – 1961) film actor
Entertainment
Film
Reviews/Criticism
After he turned down the role of Rhett Butler
You might be a redneck if… you think 'N Sync is where the dirty dishes go.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Entertainment
Music
People
Rednecks
'N Sync
Dishes
If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.
Larry Gelbart
(1928 – 2009) American television writer, playwright, screenwriter & author
Entertainment
Television
Vaudeville
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire
(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Emotions
Entertainment
God
Laughter
Audiences
Comedians
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