Subject: Insults (Page 34)

They're just jealous because they don't have three wise men and a virgin in the whole organization.

(1941 – ) Mayor of Providence, Rhode Island
Government Insults

A man who so much resembled a Baked Alaska – sweet, warm and gungy on the outside, hard and cold within.

(1963 – ) Irish novelist
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Michael Jackson was a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich white woman.

(1944 – 2007) newspaper columnist, political commentator, humorist & author
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I am… an inflated swimsuit.

(1966 – ) English dance-pop singer, actress & former model
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Cecil B. DeMille was De phony and De hypocrite of all time.

(1920 – 1985 Russian-born American actor of stage & film
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Devotees of awful filmmaking can't go wrong with this one.

movie critic
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Decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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I thought men like that shot themselves.

(1865 – 1936) King of the United Kingdom & British Dominions from 1910 – 1936
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Bob Geldof is a loss to the road-sweeping profession, as well as actually looking like something swept up.

American writer
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Jimmy Carter couldn't even hold his own attention.

(1952 – ) American political satirist
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He's a Republican housewife from Kansas with all the prejudices.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
Characteristics Insults

He now looks like a Barbie doll that has been whittled at by a malicious brother.

(1943 – ) English opera critic, author & journalist
Appearance Insults

Don't be so humble – you are not that great.

(1898 – 1978) Israeli prime minister
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Don Rickles is the funniest man in show business… but don't go by me; I'm drunk.

(1917 – 1995) singer, actor & comedian
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The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Insults People

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.

(1944 – ) prime minister of Australia
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Even the deaf would be traumatized by prolonged exposure to the most hideous croak in Western culture; Richards' voice is simply horrible.

(1950 – ) journalist & columnist
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Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

(1837 – 1920) American author
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In defeat he was unbeatable; in victory, unbearable.

(1872 – 1953) British translator, arts patron & civil servant
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She was short on intellect, but long on shape.

(1866 – 1944) American writer, newspaper columnist, playwright & humorist
Appearance Insults Intelligence

Nixon's motto was: If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

(1915 – 1990) American political journalist, author, professor & peace advocate
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