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Everything looks bad if you remember it.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Memory TV/Movie Quotes

His brain is a half-inch layer of champagne poured over a bucket of Methodist near-beer.

Benjamin de Casseres

(1873 – 1945) journalist & author

Alcohol Insults Intelligence Brains On George Bernard Shaw

Last night I was having dinner with Charles Manson, and in the middle of dinner he turned to me and said, "Is it hot in here, or am I crazy?"

Gilbert Gottfried

(1955 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor

Intelligence Charles Manson Insanity

I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn’t learn something from him.

Galileo Galilei

(1564 – 1642) Italian astronomer, physicist, engineer, philosopher & mathematician

Intelligence People Self

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Anonymous

Intelligence Psychics

Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.

Walter Lippmann

(1889 – 1974) American intellectual, writer, reporter & political commentator

Government Intelligence Politicians Brains Republicans

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)

Ambrose Bierce

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Communication Intelligence Language Self

You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.

George W. Bush

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Characteristics Intelligence Time

If “sense” is so common, how come we don’t see more of it around?

Bishop’s Query

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws C.B. Bishop Common sense

We all agree your theory is crazy… but is it crazy enough to be true?

Niels Bohr

(1885 – 1962) Danish physicist

Ideas Intelligence Theories

Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs!

Jamie Lee Curtis

Stupidity TV/Movie Quotes As Wanda in “A Fish Called Wanda” IQ

Psychic: An individual having an uncanny, seemingly supernatural, talent for extracting money from morons.

‘Chaz’ Bufe

American author

Fools Intelligence Money Psychic

Sam: Have you noticed that, uh… somebody in this bar is getting a little loony?
Frasier: Sam, everyone in this bar is on a connecting flight to beyond loony.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Cheers”

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

Norm Papernick

Emotions Intelligence Laughter Sanity

You'd think such a little mind would be lonely in such a big head.

Herbert Beerbohm Tree

(1852 – 1917) English actor & theater manager

Insults Intelligence Of an actor

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Emotions Intelligence Love People Women Brains

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

Anonymous

Autos Intelligence Stupidity Things

Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what man does with what happens to him.

Aldous Huxley

(1894 – 1963) English writer

History Intelligence Experience

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

Ryan's Law

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Situations Expert Guessing

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

George Carlin

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Dance Entertainment Intelligence Music Sanity

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.