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Subject:
Intelligence
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The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.
Clifton Fadiman
(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host
Intelligence
Mind
Mistakes
People
Problems
Germans
It's a scientific fact; for every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two points of their IQ.
Truman Capote
(1924 – 1984) American author
Hollywood
Intelligence
Places
IQ
Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.
Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Intelligence
Memory
Past
Also Franklin Pierce Adams
Insane people are always sure that they are fine; it is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.
Nora Ephron
(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director
Intelligence
Crazy
Insanity
That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.
Foghorn Leghorn
cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Insults
Stupidity
TV/Movie Quotes
To expect life to treat you good is as foolish as hoping a bull won’t hit you because you are a vegetarian.
Roseanne Barr
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
Intelligence
Life
More people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
W.C. Fields
(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol
Beliefs
Intelligence
Religion
A liar should have a good memory.
Quintilian's Law
Memory
Murphy’s Laws
People
Liars
His mind is so open that the wind whistles through it.
Heywood Hale Broun
(1918 – 2001) American sportswriter, commentator & actor
Insults
Intelligence
Mind
Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Characteristics
Intelligence
Follies
If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.
Tom Stoppard
(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter
Ideas
Intelligence
The sane appear as strange to the mad as the mad to the sane.
Joe Orton
(1933 – 1967) English playwright
Appearance
Intelligence
Madness
Sanity
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Steve Landesberg
(1945 – 2010) American comedian & actor
Characteristics
Honesty
Intelligence
Insanity
Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it.
Archibald Alexander
(1772 – 1851) American Presbyterian theologian & professor
Fools
Intelligence
Mistakes
Problems
Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.
Albert Camus
(1913 – 1960) French-Algerian author, philosopher & journalist
Intelligence
Stupidity
He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty.
Mary Wilson Little
(1880 – ?) American author
Education
Intelligence
Learning
Wisdom
One thing that humbles me deeply is to see that human genius has its limits while human stupidity does not.
Alexandre Dumas
(1824 – 1895) French writer
Intelligence
Stupidity
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
Bennett Cerf
(1898 – 1971) American humorist
Intelligence
Stupidity
The cure to information overload is more information.
David Weinberger
(1950 – ) American technologist, commentator, author & editor
Beliefs
Facts
Intelligence
Information
Every man is a fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Fools
Intelligence
Wisdom
A stale mind is the devil’s breadbox.
Mary Bly
(1962 – ) American English professor & writer under pen name Eloisa James
Intelligence
Mind
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