Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity (Page 5)

A little ignorance can go a long way.

My father was stupid; he worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

He is so dumb… his dog teaches him tricks.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

(1983 – ) American actor, producer, writer & director

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

If you make something idiot-proof, the world will create a better idiot.

It is safe to wager that every public idea and every accepted convention is sheer foolishness, because it has suited the majority.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

She is so stupid… she can’t make ice without a recipe.

His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there’s scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Consistence requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

1865 – 1959) American art historian

I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

Intelligent people, when assembled into an organization, will tend toward collective stupidity.

Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.

(1797 – 1856) German critic & poet

What better way to head off more oil drilling, nuclear plants, than by blowing up a rig? … I'm just noting the timing, here.

(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host

I come from a stupid family… during the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

A movie is never any better than the stupidest man connected with it.

(1894 – 1964) American screenwriter, director, producer, playwright & novelist

A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.

(1947 – ) radio broadcaster & host

He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor