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Subject:
Malaprops
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I waited an hour for my starter; so I complained… ‘It's not rocket salad.’
Lou Sanders
British comedian & actress
Communication
Malaprops
Wordplay
My doctor tells me I got a
communications
disease.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Communicable
Groinocologist
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Gynecologist
Civilized humanical relationships
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
He once had a unbiblical hernia.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Inguinal Hernia
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days,
begatten.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Children
Malaprops
I’m a
ragged
individualist.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops
Rugged
People have the
persona
that all Texans wear cowboy hats.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Malaprops
Opinion
Perception
Texas
What comes around, is all around.
Anonymous
Malaprops
What comes around goes around
… to love and to cherish, till
death do us apart.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Part
Rules and regulations and
priororities.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Priorities
Both of my children had the chicken
pops
when they were young.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Chicken pox
You could have knocked me down with the
weather!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Weather
Michelangelo painted the ceiling of the
Sixteenth
Chapel.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Sistine
I’ve been
accumeratin’
these benefits for 30 years.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Accumulating
No, a
moo
point. Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter.
Joey Tribbiani from Friends
Malaprops
Moot
What are you
incinerating?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Insinuating
He’s shown a lack of
inconsistency.
An English soccer player
Malaprops
Sports
Consistency
I can
syncronize
with those homeless people.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Empathy
Sympathize
A bird in the hand is worth two in the
tush.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Bush
Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between
her
legs.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
My legs
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