Subject: Malaprops (Page 4)

I waited an hour for my starter; so I complained… ‘It's not rocket salad.’

British comedian & actress

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Groinocologist

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Civilized humanical relationships

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He once had a unbiblical hernia.

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’m a ragged individualist.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

People have the persona that all Texans wear cowboy hats.

What comes around, is all around.

… to love and to cherish, till death do us apart.

Rules and regulations and priororities.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Both of my children had the chicken pops when they were young.

You could have knocked me down with the weather!

(1971 – ) American actress

Michelangelo painted the ceiling of the Sixteenth Chapel.

I’ve been accumeratin’ these benefits for 30 years.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

No, a moo point. Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter.

What are you incinerating?

He’s shown a lack of inconsistency.

I can syncronize with those homeless people.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush.

Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)