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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 7)
This makes me so sore it gets my
dandruff
up.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Anger
Malaprops
Dander
I got a run in my
neon
stockings.
Anonymous
Clothing
Malaprops
Nylon
Gonna be
incrimated
… they’re gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver
urinals.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Death
Malaprops
Cremated
Urns
Waddya expect him to say,
entray voose?
Archie Bunker
Anonymous
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Enter
Entree vous
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to
exercise
with her.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Exorcise
Their father is some kind of
civil
serpent.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Servant
Fourtet
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Quartet
Mopy
Dick
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Moby Dick
They live in a two-
storage
house.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Story
Arabs wear
turbines
on their heads.
Anonymous
Clothing
Malaprops
Turbans
The real estate agent can give you all the
perpendiculars
of this listing.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Particulars
A veritable
land mine
of valuable information.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Gold mine
It’s a well known
hysterical
fact: they gave ’em an inch of
CzechosloWakia
and they took Poland.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Czechoslovakia
Historical
One of those
digitalis
clocks.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Digital
Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Death
Malaprops
Pall bearers
Use a little of your
horse's sense.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Horse sense
Just remember the words of Patrick Henry –
‘Kill me or let me live.’
Bill Peterson
football coach
Malaprops
Give me liberty or give me death
Be coming back and bacry like
a woman’s corns.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
A woman scorned
Intricate
facts of sex
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Intimate
I think I've got the mucus of a good team.
Dick Duckworth
Colemanballs
Malaprops
Nucleus
He once had a unbiblical hernia.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Inguinal Hernia
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