Subject: Malaprops (Page 7)

This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

I got a run in my neon stockings.

Gonna be incrimated… they’re gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Waddya expect him to say, entray voose?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Their father is some kind of civil serpent.

Fourtet

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Mopy Dick

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They live in a two-storage house.

Arabs wear turbines on their heads.

The real estate agent can give you all the perpendiculars of this listing.

A veritable land mine of valuable information.

It’s a well known hysterical fact: they gave ’em an inch of CzechosloWakia and they took Poland.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

One of those digitalis clocks.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Use a little of your horse's sense.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Just remember the words of Patrick Henry – ‘Kill me or let me live.’

football coach

Be coming back and bacry like a woman’s corns.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Intricate facts of sex

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I think I've got the mucus of a good team.

He once had a unbiblical hernia.