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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 7)
Salivation
Army
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Salvation Army
I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about the presidential
erection?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
Your being Sir Anthony's son, would itself be a sufficient
accommodation.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Recommendation
That Meathead calls me a religious
phonetic.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Fanatic
They’re
diabolically
opposed.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Diametrically
I could hear
footprints.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Footsteps
Friccastewing
a chicken on the hotplate.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Cooking
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Fricassee
I’ll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I’ll even bring home a whole
maggot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Magnum
He’s got that big house to maintain in San
Clemency.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
San Clemente CA
I am sure I have done everything in my power since I
exploded
the affair.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Exposed
The walls of medieval cathedrals were supported by flying
buttocks.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Architecture
Buttresses
I got bigger fish to
fly.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Fry
The upper part, waddya call, the
mezzarine.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Mezzanine
Rome wasn’t
born
in a day.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Malaprops
Places
Built
Rome
That picture with Lon Chaney – “Of
Mouse
And Men.”
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Mice
Did Lincoln apologize to
Alexander Graham
Booth?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
John Wilkes Booth
He was recently diagnosed with
prostrate
cancer.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Prostate
Quit your
procrasterbating
and go talk to him.
Anonymous
Malaprops
From “Raising Hope”
Procrastinating
What is all this talk about the Supreme Court decision on a
deaf
penalty?
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Death penalty
He’s still
scravengin’
down here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Scavenging
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