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I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

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Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass

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A shallow brook is noisiest.

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Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!

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Hasn’t anyone ever warned Jacqueline Kennedy about Greeks bearing gifts?

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
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A face like a robber’s dog!

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If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.

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Don’t Roll Those Bloodshot Eyes At Me

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It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

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Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan

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Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.

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Don’t trust the heart, it wants your blood.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist
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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach: a sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don’t taste like it.

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When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves.; and usually the best way to do that was to turn on the TV.

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Strong as a new well rope

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Efficiency: The knack of getting somebody to do a job you don’t like.

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Slower than a Sunday afternoon.

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Bank walker

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I went to see a hypnotist the other night and I really enjoyed myself, which made me suspicious…

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
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Wilder than a March hare

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