Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 3)

I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.

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I try to be as nice to her as I possibly can, because one day I may need part of her liver.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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Speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin.

Voice in the back: Begin at the ninth.

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If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.

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Sittin' on the bedpost.

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Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.

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He’d argue with a wall as long as it’d stand there and take it.

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Hold your horses

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It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.

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My mother told me, you don’t have to put anything in your mouth you don’t want to; then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.

(1975 – ) English comedian
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He’s so chincy, he can call his every dollar by its first name.

Frugal Miscellaneous Money

Can of corn

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He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.

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It is fun to be in the same decade with you.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
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He can get glad the same way he got mad, or else he's gon' die unhappy.

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Messed up as a soup sandwich

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She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!

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The fool’s so lost he don’t know if he’s afoot or on horseback.

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Dumber than a stump

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Bring the door

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Snake the kivvers

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