Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 74)

I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.

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I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our ‘friend.’

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As full of wind as a corn-eating horse

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Throw the hatchet

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It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.

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It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.

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Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.

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I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!

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So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
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Put it on the front door.

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He's country as a bowl of grits.

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I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can’t hypnotize you.

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A shallow brook is noisiest.

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Tight as a tick

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You're diggin’ your own grave.

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You might think that the favorite plant of the porcupine is the cactus, but it’s thinking like that that has almost ruined this country.

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Scripted down

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Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.

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Pretty is as pretty does.

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Don't go back on your raisin'

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I’ll snatch you bald headed.

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