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Subject:
Misspokements
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Ordinary
tradegies
of war.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Tragedies
The only problem I really have in the outfield is with fly balls.
Carmelo Martinez
(1960 – ) Puerto Rican professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.
Alex Rodriguez
professional baseball player
Misspokements
Sports
On the benefits of seeing a therapist
He’s a two-legged tripod, if you know what I mean.
Graham Richards
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Revenge
I want to be Robin to Bush’s Batman.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Batman
George H. W. Bush
Robin
Thank you for your cooperation and vice versa.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements
I have been laid up with intentional flu.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health
Misspokements
They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain’t got no pre-conscrewed ideas.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Preconceived
There’s someone warming up in the bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Barack and Michelle Obama] have power in their words; they could refudiate [sic] what it is that this group is saying.
Sarah Palin
(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Misspokements
On the NAACP charge of racism in the Tea Party movement
Brilliant sunshine rained down on the city.
Anonymous
Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
He's got too many oars in the fire.
Anonymous
Misspokements
Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
Leon Wood
basketball player
Misspokements
Sports
To announcer Steve Albert
Bank failures are caused by depositors who don’t deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Money
Banks
Management
He has me sitting on pins and
cushions
waiting.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Misspokements
Situations
Needles
Waiting
(Willie) McCovey swings and misses, and it’s fouled back.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I am not denying anything I did not say.
Brian Mulroney
(1939 – ) Canadian prime minister
Misspokements
This den of
inquizidry.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Iniquity
The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Situations
Oxymorons
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