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Misspokements
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A sad ending, albeit a happy one, here at Montreal for today’s Grand Prix.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres – two doubles and a triple.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
As I said before and I said yesterday, this is one of the key questions that will be decided or not decided at Edinburgh.
Douglas Hurd
British politician & novelist
Misspokements
New York Champagne – that’s a phony label; they don’t grow raisins in New York.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Barack and Michelle Obama] have power in their words; they could refudiate [sic] what it is that this group is saying.
Sarah Palin
(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Misspokements
On the NAACP charge of racism in the Tea Party movement
…a movie about nuns, starring Ingrid
Bernstein.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Bergman
Imported from a little town in Italy…
Fresno.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Fresco
The most overrated underrated player in baseball.
Lawrence Ritter
American writer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
On Tommy Henrich
I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Misstatements
Roy Keane – his face punches the air.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Misspokements
Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we’re going forward to tomorrow or whether we’re going to go past to the – to the back.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Future
Misspokements
Past
Time
It’s lap 26 of 58, which unless I’m very much mistaken is half way.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
It’s absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
Pedro Guerrero
baseball player
Communication
Misspokements
Reading/Writing
On reporters
He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.
Sarah Palin
(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
History
Misspokements
Paul Revere
They will pass the father-son tandem of Buddy Bell and Yogi Berra.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
On Bobby & Barry Bonds becoming the all-time father-son home-run leaders
We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America
Education
Intelligence
Misspokements
Places
World
I told him no. N, O, W — no!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
I have been laid up with intentional flu.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health
Misspokements
That was the straw that twisted the camel's neck.
Unknown
Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
Certain people are for me and certain people are pro me.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
Misspokements
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