Subject: Misspokements (Page 14)

This series has been swings and pendulums all the way through.

British sports commentator

The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Women Liberteens

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Can’t you be indelicate for once?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Eating humble crow

If you see a defense team with dirt and mud on their backs they’ve had a bad day.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer

Concentration-wise, we’re having trouble crossing the line mentally from a toughness standpoint.

American football coach

Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.

American football & basketball coach

I’m going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.

professional football coach

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain’t got no pre-conscrewed ideas.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

(Bruce) Benedict may not be hurt as much as he really is.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.

Australian football player

Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I’m rich; what am I supposed to do, hide it?

professional baseball player

There’ll be only one winner now – in every sense.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

I’ve lost my signifying glass [and later] Oh, well, it doesn’t magnify.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words

Roy Keane – his face punches the air.

Scottish football player & broadcaster

Next week we'll be looking at the Tour de France, all those bicycles roaring through the countryside.

It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.

baseball player

One of those Canadian proverbs.

professional baseball player