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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 14)
This series has been swings and pendulums all the way through.
Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
On a cricket match
The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Women
Liberteens
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Libertarians
Can’t you be indelicate for once?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Eating humble crow
Anonymous
Misspokements
Humiliation
If you see a defense team with dirt and mud on their backs they’ve had a bad day.
John Madden
(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Football
Misspokements
Sports
Concentration-wise, we’re having trouble crossing the line mentally from a toughness standpoint.
Bill Parcells
American football coach
Misspokements
Sports
Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.
Shug Jordan
American football & basketball coach
Misspokements
Sports
Betting
Odds
I’m going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
Mike McCormack
professional football coach
Football
Misspokements
Sports
After the team's co-captain pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss
They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain’t got no pre-conscrewed ideas.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Preconceived
(Bruce) Benedict may not be hurt as much as he really is.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
Sports
Injuries
I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.
Mark Viduka
Australian football player
Football
Misspokements
Sports
Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I’m rich; what am I supposed to do, hide it?
Lou Whitaker
professional baseball player
Misspokements
Sports
After arriving in a stretch limo for a players’ union meeting during the 1994 baseball strike
There’ll be only one winner now – in every sense.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
I’ve lost my
signifying glass
[and later] Oh, well, it doesn’t magnify.
William Archibald Spooner
(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements
Magnifying glass
Spoonerism
Roy Keane – his face punches the air.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Misspokements
Next week we'll be looking at the Tour de France, all those bicycles roaring through the countryside.
Andy Peebles
Misspokements
Sports
Cycling
Tour de France
It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Hurdling
Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
Pedro Guerrero
baseball player
Communication
Misspokements
Reading/Writing
On reporters
One of those Canadian proverbs.
Jim Gantner
professional baseball player
Misspokements
Places
On where he spent his vacation
Provinces
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