Subject: Misspokements (Page 16)

I am blind like the mighty oak.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

They speak all the languages of the rainbow here.

Scottish auto racer
Communication Language Misspokements

It shows ‘us vs. them,’ and I’m on the ‘us’ side.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements

I made a wrong mistake.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Misspokements Mistakes Problems Yogi-isms

Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest; if you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Misspokements

There's three of us in the band, so we split everything straight down the middle.

(1947 – 2008) English drummer
Misspokements

You could be like Anita O’Brien, hustlin’ fruits.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

 It’s obvious these Russian swimmers are determined to do well on American soil.

British swimmer & sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

Nigel Mansell is the last person in the race apart from the five in front of him.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

That’s the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes’ booth.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

He can be as good as he wants to be, that's how good he can be.

English football player & announcer
Misspokements Sports

A woman should cleave into her husband… right here in this house is where Edith’s cleavage belongs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports

He (Julio Cesar Chavez) speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual, too.

(1931 – ) American boxing promoter
Misspokements Sports

He (Gil Hodges) fields better on one leg than anybody else I got on two.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

The United States has so much to offer the third world war.

(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor
Misspokements

Just imagine what he’ll be like when senility kicks in… if it hasn’t already.

English former football player & manager
Health Intelligence Mind Misspokements

I’m telling you that Porsche was literally right up my arse in the fast lane of the motorway.

Misspokements

Honor thy parents. That’s one of the Lord’s Top 10 Commandments. That’s right around covetin’ your neighbor’s cattles and wives and there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs Misspokements Religion TV/Movie Quotes

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Third base is certainly a reactionary position.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports