Subject: Misspokements (Page 21)

Is the bean dizzy?

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.

professional football player
Football Misspokements Sports

David Boon is now completely clean-shaven, except for his moustache.

Australian cricketer
Misspokements Sports

Your lucky number… is… C.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Your face is a household word.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I found a delivery in my flaw.

(1953 – 1998) baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.

English football player & manager
Colemanballs Misspokements

No dice, Chicago. I’m giving the orders and we’re coming in. I guess the foot’s on the other hand now, isn’t it, Kramer?

(1947 – ) American actor
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

We got to practice a little bit. I want these guys to be bouncing around like a pogo stick on Viagra.

football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health Misspokements Speech

I should move to the other side of the building, so I can see the sunset come up every morning.

Misspokements

All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics Misspokements

He looked like a rabbit with headlights there.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Misspokements

He’s missing the absence of Dennis [Bergkamp].

English professional football player & commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

I made a 1,600 minus 800 minus 200 on the SAT, so I'm very intelligent when I speak.

American basketball player
Education Intelligence Misspokements School

I have been laid up with intentional flu.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health Misspokements

Roy Keane – his face punches the air.

Scottish football player & broadcaster
Misspokements

Villeneuve is now twelve seconds ahead of Villeneuve.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

I've got my faults, but living in the past isn't one of them; there's no future in it.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager
Future Misspokements Past Time

I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach.

(1947 – ) English business magnate & media personality
Misspokements

For your information, just answer me one question!

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements