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Subject:
Misspokements
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… riding a typical McCoy race where, with five lengths to go, he literally picks up the horse and carries it over the line.
Clare Balding
British sports commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Horse racing
That is what has made America last these past 200 centuries.
Gerald Ford
(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
America
Misspokements
Places
(Willie) McCovey swings and misses, and it’s fouled back.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I used to go missing a lot – Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss Germany…
George Best
(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Dating
Misspokements
I think the family was from
Hungaria.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Hungary
Alain Prost is in a commanding second position.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
He is a very dangerous bowler… innocuous, if you like.
David Lloyd
cricket coach
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Discussing Chris Harris
My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.
Chuck Nevitt
college basketball player
Misspokements
Explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice
Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant – they’re quite clear –- that we would create law based on the God of the Bible and the Ten Commandments.
Sarah Palin
(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Beliefs
God
Government
Misspokements
Stupidity
I can't understand the notoriety of people.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Misspokements
I found a delivery in my flaw.
Dan Quisenberry
(1953 – 1998) baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Pitching
That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run; one more and he reaches double figures.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
When you have women in that situation [the military] it just creates a whole new set of dynamics which are distracting to training these men to kill or be killed.
Christine O'Donnell
(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Government
Military
Misspokements
People
Women
As I said before and I said yesterday, this is one of the key questions that will be decided or not decided at Edinburgh.
Douglas Hurd
British politician & novelist
Misspokements
His feet were a long way away from his body!
Ravi Shastri
Indian cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
I love sports; whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
Gerald Ford
(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Entertainment
Misspokements
Television
Radio
A lot of the seats were half empty.
Heard on ESPN Radio
Misspokements
All your friends are gonna be green with
envious.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics
Misspokements
Green with envy
It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age
Friends
Misspokements
People
I had to pinch myself seeing the grassy knoll and the book
suppository
building.
Trevor Linden
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
Depository
On viewing the site of John F. Kennedy's assassination in Dallas
The
vertizontal
hold on the TV.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
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