Subject: Misspokements (Page 50)

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements People

That’s history; I say history because it happened in the past.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
History Misspokements Time

The only problem I really have in the outfield is with fly balls.

(1960 – ) Puerto Rican professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

If you lose your best cornerback and punter, I’d say that’s a double loss.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Football Misspokements Sports

You're a liar. There ain't no “Hotel Episode” in Detroit!

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

 I want a school my football team can be proud of.

(1905 – 1998) botanist, author & University of Oklahoma president
Education Football Misspokements School Sports

He (Gil Hodges) fields better on one leg than anybody else I got on two.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

A lot is said about defense, but at the end of the game, the team with the most points wins, the other team loses.

(Bob Costas replied with just, Uh…well…ok.)

professional basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run; one more and he reaches double figures.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

According to team rules, the vote has to be unanimous. It can be unanimous or out loud.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Women Liberteens

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

As I remember it, the bases were loaded.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

And there’s the man in the green flag!

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Dance Misspokements

Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Food/Drink Misspokements

Hi ho Silverwear… Away!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Children Communication Misspokements Mothers

One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.

English football player, coach & manager
Misspokements