Subject: Money (Page 16)

Money can’t buy happiness, but neither can poverty.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Money Poverty Wealth

He who hesitates is poor.

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer
Money Poverty Time

When you pass the buck, don't ask for change.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Money Situations

Depression: A period in which you have no belt to tighten.

Definitions Frugal Money

If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker
Appearance Clothing Money

A homeless guy asked me for 2 pounds, so I gave him 1.67 because that’s what a woman would get paid for doing the same job.

British comedian
Men Money People Women Work

If someone says, "I'm expensive" – believe them.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Money Situations

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright
Emotions Happiness Money

No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.

People Proverbs Wealth

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Animals Divorce Marriage Money

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

(1861 – 1950) American writer
Money Time

One man's wage rise is another man's price increase.

(1916 – 1995) British politician & prime minister
Money

Basically, this is the way the economy works: I do a service for you, and you pay me, even if you claim you didn't want the service and that I "ruined" something of yours.

Money

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

Money Murphy’s Laws Things

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Money Murphy’s Laws

He’s so chincy, he can call his every dollar by its first name.

Frugal Miscellaneous Money

It’s morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Money

Donald Trump is not just a rich man, he’s what a hobo imagines a rich man to be.

(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
Money Wealth

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I’ve got a nickel in my pocket.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Money Poverty TV/Movie Quotes

Auditors always reject any expense account with a bottom line divisible by five or ten.

Money Murphy’s Laws