Subject: Money (Page 34)

When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing… it's the money.

Charles Farrar Browne (1834 – 1867) humorist
Money

1. Always hire a rich solicitor.

2. Never buy from a rich salesman.

Lawyers Money Murphy’s Laws Wealth

The girl who marries for money may find herself in debt for life.

writer
Marriage Money

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

(1807 – 1873) paleontologist, glaciologist & geologist
Money Time

Exceptions prove the rule… and wreck the budget.

Money Murphy’s Laws

When there are sufficient funds in the checking account, checks take two weeks to clear; when there are insufficient funds, checks clear overnight.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

A high paying rush job comes in only after you've committed to a low paying rush job.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

Money isn’t everything: usually it isn’t enough.

Money

You will never find any more loose change than you have already lost.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Money People

It is true that wealth won't make a man virtuous, but I notice there ain't anybody who wants to be poor just for the purpose of being good.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Money Poverty Wealth

Deficit: What you have when you don’t have as much as if you had nothing.

Definitions Money

Las Vegas is the oasis of outstretched palms.

English boxing journalist & commentator
Money Places Sports

I can make more generals, but horses cost money.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
Animals Government Military Money

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only more expensive.

(1937 – 2000) science fiction author
Future Money Past Time

Bank: An institution that will gladly lend you money provided you can prove you don’t need it.

Definitions Money

The greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake.

Mistakes Money Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout; that's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.

(1956 – 2016) American stand-up comedian & actor
Activities Drugs Exercise Money

A wedding invitation is sent by people who have been saying, “Do we have to ask them?” to people whose first response is, “How much do you think we have to spend on them?”

(1938 – ) journalist, columnist (Miss Manners)
Money People

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

Communication Language Money

I'm gonna ask the Falcons for so much money they'll have to put me on layaway.

American football player
Football Money Sports