Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 11)

View All Murphys Laws

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.

Murphy’s Laws

Whatever goes us, stays up.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

When traveling with children… at least one child of any number of children will request a rest room stop exactly halfway between any two given rest areas.

Activities Children Family Murphy’s Laws Travel

Actually, it only seems as though you mustn't be deceived by appearances.

Appearance Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Birthday parties always end in tears.

Children Murphy’s Laws Situations

If it’s clean, it isn’t laundry.

Murphy’s Laws

One and one does not necessarily make 11.

Murphy’s Laws

If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you… the next time he’s in need.

Friends Murphy’s Laws Old People

The effort expended by the bureaucracy in defending any error is in direct proportion to the size of the error.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Progress is made on alternate Fridays.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The more innocuous the modification appears to be, the further its influence will extend and the more the design will have to be redrawn.

Murphy’s Laws

Whatever a parent does is wrong.

Failure Family Murphy’s Laws Parents Problems Young

People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If at first you don’t succeed, read the manual.

Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are sure to get out of it.

Men Murphy’s Laws People Problems

It won't work.

Murphy’s Laws

Spend sufficient time in confirming the need and the need will disappear.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Then, of course, there's that old one: Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing