Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 14)

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Fuses never blow during daylight hours.
Corollary: Only after fuses blow do you discover the flashlight batteries are dead and you’re out of candles, or matches, or both.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Whatever carrousel you stand by, your baggage will come in on another one.

Murphy’s Laws Travel

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Murphy’s Laws

Fear Greeks, even when they bring gifts.

Murphy’s Laws

The cost of the hairdo is directly related to the strength of the wind.

Appearance Hair Murphy’s Laws

The Course of Progress: Most things get steadily worse.
The Path of Progress: A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

Murphy’s Laws

1. The more tangled your line is, the better the fishing is around you. 2. The time available to go fishing shrinks as the fishing season draws nearer. 3. The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Corollary: The more elaborate and costly the equipment, the greater chance of having to stop at the fish market on the way home.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Sports

‘Push’ is the force exerted upon the door marked PULL.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

Any product cut to length will be too short.

Murphy’s Laws Things

When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the plane, the plane will fly.

Murphy’s Laws

There’s always one more bug.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Things

Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.

Murphy’s Laws Success

Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.

Military Murphy’s Laws Understanding

Things hate people.

Murphy’s Laws People Things

The child that divides gets last pick.

Children Murphy’s Laws

Where there's a will, there's a won't.

Murphy’s Laws

The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank. The really big chunks always rise to the top.

Murphy’s Laws

If things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

Murphy’s Laws

Law expands in proportion to the resources available for its enforcement.

Government Murphy’s Laws