Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 14)

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Automatic: If something is automatic, that simple means that you can’t repair it yourself.

Definitions Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you try hard enough you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.

Murphy’s Laws Self

If you’re early, it’ll be cancelled. If you knock yourself out to be on time, you will have to wait. If you’re late, you will be too late.

Murphy’s Laws Time

General solutions to specific problems become specific problems requiring general solutions.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Keep up with the Grabowskis… you'll never make enough to keep up with the Joneses.

Money Murphy’s Laws

One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs – but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.

Accidents Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

At any public relations luncheon, the quality of the food is inversely related to the quality of the information.

Food/Drink Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Problems Sports

The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.

Murphy’s Laws

The length of any meeting is inversely proportional to the length of the agenda for that meeting.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Less is more.

Murphy’s Laws

The number of different hypotheses erected to explain a given biological phenomenon is inversely proportional to the available knowledge.

Murphy’s Laws

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Any significant military action will occur at the junction of two or more map sheets.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Liars get caught by the tale.

Characteristics Honesty Lies Murphy’s Laws

If you need four screws for the job, the first three are easy to find.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Trivial matters are handled promptly; important matters are never resolved.

Murphy’s Laws Time

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

Congress Government Murphy’s Laws Politics