Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 21)

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When one is trying to be elegant and sophisticated, one won't.

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Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

On the TV screen, pure drivel tends to drive off ordinary drivel.

Communication Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech Television

People are always available for work in the past tense.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

You climb the ladder of success easier when you lay it flat.

Murphy’s Laws Success

You can't fall off the floor.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

No man ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

Intelligence Money Murphy’s Laws

Recoilless rifles – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.

Murphy’s Laws

Say no… then negotiate.

Murphy’s Laws

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

Murphy’s Laws

In any group of eagles, you will find some turkeys.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

If you haven’t struck oil in twenty minutes, quit boring.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Historical fancy is more persistent than historical fact.

History Murphy’s Laws

Merely because the group is in formation does not mean that the group is on the right course.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws

If a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is “no.”

Headlines Murphy’s Laws

The only way to make up for being lost is to make record time while you are lost.

Activities Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws

Never enter a battle of wits half-armed.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

Murphy’s Laws People

The sun always rises in the baby's bedroom window.

Children Murphy’s Laws Situations

All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Only after locking your toolbox/shed at the end of a DIY job do you find another tool to return to your toolbox/shed.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time