Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 21)

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If it says “one size fits all,” it doesn’t fit anyone.

Clothing Murphy’s Laws

1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn.
2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.

Appearance Body Fat Murphy’s Laws

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.

Murphy’s Laws

A theory is better than an explanation.

Murphy’s Laws

If you didn’t forget it, it’s the wrong size, backwards, inside out or out of reach.

Life Murphy’s Laws

It always takes longer to get there than to get back.

Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.

Murphy’s Laws Success

You never catch on until after the test.

Education Murphy’s Laws School Understanding

The inefficiency and stupidity of the staff corresponds to the inefficiency and stupidity of the management.

Murphy’s Laws

Twitter makes you like people you don’t know, and Facebook makes you hate people you do

Communication Murphy’s Laws

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Murphy’s Laws

Children should be heard, not obscene.

Children Murphy’s Laws

No matter how long it takes for you to get back to pick up the shoes the shoemaker will tell you that they won't be ready until tomorrow.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

The mud that won’t come off on the doormat immediately adheres to the carpet.

Murphy’s Laws

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body you are required to place on it.

Murphy’s Laws

Never try to guess your wife's size. Just buy her anything marked ‘petite’ and hold on to the receipt.

Appearance Body Clothing Murphy’s Laws Shopping

The only things that start on time are those that you're late for.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

Clothing Government Military Murphy’s Laws

The cost of the hairdo is directly related to the strength of the wind.

Appearance Hair Murphy’s Laws

Envelopes and stamps which don't stick when you lick them will stick to other things when you don't want them to.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things