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The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where the highest overtime rates lie waiting.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

1. That which has not yet been taught directly can never be taught directly 2. If at first you don’t succeed, you will never succeed.

Education Murphy’s Laws Success

In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

Murphy’s Laws

The client who pays the least complains the most.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Spend sufficient time in confirming the need and the need will disappear.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Intelligent people, when assembled into an organization, will tend toward collective stupidity.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People Stupidity Wisdom

Whatever you did, that's what you planned.

Murphy’s Laws

Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.

Murphy’s Laws

Expenditure rises to meet income.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The easy way is always mined.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Murphy’s Laws

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Success

Wear the right costume and the part plays itself.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws

Internal consistency is valued more highly than efficiency.

Murphy’s Laws

Any change looks terrible at first.

Murphy’s Laws

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

Unlimited warranties are usually neither.

Murphy’s Laws

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to… to…

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

Murphy’s Laws

A committee is the only life form with 12 stomachs and no brain.

Murphy’s Laws People