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If you have the facts on your side, hammer the facts. If you have the law on your side, hammer the law. If you have neither the facts nor the law, hammer the table.

Michael’s Law of Advocacy

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In any organization, the potential is much greater for the subordinate to manage his superior than for the superior to manage his subordinate.

Rodovic's Rule

Murphy’s Laws Management

In a restaurant with seats which are close to each other, one will always find the decibel level of the nearest conversation to be inversely proportional to the quality of the thought going into it.

Law of Restaurant Acoustics

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Everybodyworks for the sales department

Woodruff’s Work Rule

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No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.

First Law of Bicycling

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The minute you sign a client is the minute you start to lose him.

Public Relations Client Turnover Law

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Hockey is a game played by six good players and a home team.

Murray’s Rule of Hockey

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The tire is only flat on the bottom.

Fishbein's Conclusion

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1 + 1 hardly ever equals 2.

Murphy’s Formulation

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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Anonymous

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Competence always contains the seed of incompetence.

Peter's Law of Evolution

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The best investment opportunities are encountered when you are broke.

Firestone's Principle of Investment Timing

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A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).

Anonymous Murphy’s Law

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You can go home again – you just can’t stay there.

Murphy's Clarification of Thomas Wolfe's Law

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Everything goes wrong all at once.

Thyme's Law

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No two identical parts are alike.

Beach's Law

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It's easier to be a liberal a long way from home.

Price's Law of Politics

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Every revolutionary idea – in Science, Politics, Art or whatever – evokes three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the three phrases: 1. It is completely impossible; don't waste my time. 2. It is possible, but it is not worth doing. 3. I said it was a good idea all along.

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Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 35)

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

Winners tell funny stories; losers holler "Deal!"

If you have the facts on your side, hammer the facts. If you have the law on your side, hammer the law. If you have neither the facts nor the law, hammer the table.

In any organization, the potential is much greater for the subordinate to manage his superior than for the superior to manage his subordinate.

In a restaurant with seats which are close to each other, one will always find the decibel level of the nearest conversation to be inversely proportional to the quality of the thought going into it.

Everybodyworks for the sales department

No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.

The minute you sign a client is the minute you start to lose him.

Hockey is a game played by six good players and a home team.

The tire is only flat on the bottom.

1 + 1 hardly ever equals 2.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Competence always contains the seed of incompetence.

The best investment opportunities are encountered when you are broke.

A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).

You can go home again – you just can’t stay there.

Everything goes wrong all at once.

No two identical parts are alike.

It's easier to be a liberal a long way from home.

Every revolutionary idea – in Science, Politics, Art or whatever – evokes three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the three phrases: 1. It is completely impossible; don't waste my time. 2. It is possible, but it is not worth doing. 3. I said it was a good idea all along.