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Much work, much food; little work, little food; no work, burial at sea.

Cook's Law

Food/Drink Life Murphy’s Laws Work Rules

Interchangeable devices won't.

Snafu Equation IV

Murphy’s Laws Things Interchangeable

Never, ever, fly on the airline of the country from which you are departing.

Litzler's Law of International Travel

Murphy’s Laws Places Travel Airlines

Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

Baruch's Rule for Determining Old Age

Age Murphy’s Laws

The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.

Gumperson's Law

Murphy’s Laws Desirability Probability

He who laughs first, laughs last… if nobody laughs in the middle.

Black’s Discovery

Laughter Murphy’s Laws Gerrit Blaauw

No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

Scott's First Law

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A liar should have a good memory.

Quintilian's Law

Memory Murphy’s Laws People Liars

When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion.

Strano's Law

Murphy’s Laws Work Bosses

Anything, no matter how bad, will sound good if played at a very high volume for a short time.

Culshaw's First Principle of Recorded Sound

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Sound Volume

Only a fool can reproduce another fool’s work.

Freivald's Law

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Work

In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on… and this person must be fired.

Conway's Law

Murphy’s Laws People Situations Fired Organizations

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Alicia’s Discovery

Murphy’s Laws Problems Alicia Dustria

Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed talent.

Loftus's Theory on Personnel Recruitment

Murphy’s Laws People Distance Talent

Spend sufficient time in confirming the need and the need will disappear.

Peter's Prognosis

Murphy’s Laws Time Needs

A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.

Anonymous Murphy's Law

Murphy’s Laws Simplicity Systems

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Alicia’s Discovery

Murphy’s Laws Alicia Dustria

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

A Murphy's Military Law

Military Murphy’s Laws

People will buy anything that's one to a customer.

Lewis's First Law

Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Secrecy is the enemy of efficiency, but don’t let anyone know it.

Beville’s Rule of Secrecy in Business

Murphy’s Laws Richard Beville Secrecy

If you leave the room, you're elected.

Matilda's Law of Sub-Committee Formation

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Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 57)

Much work, much food; little work, little food; no work, burial at sea.

Interchangeable devices won't.

Never, ever, fly on the airline of the country from which you are departing.

Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.

He who laughs first, laughs last… if nobody laughs in the middle.

No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

A liar should have a good memory.

When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion.

Anything, no matter how bad, will sound good if played at a very high volume for a short time.

Only a fool can reproduce another fool’s work.

In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on… and this person must be fired.

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed talent.

Spend sufficient time in confirming the need and the need will disappear.

A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

People will buy anything that's one to a customer.

Secrecy is the enemy of efficiency, but don’t let anyone know it.

If you leave the room, you're elected.