Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 57)

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To err is human – to blame it on someone else is even more human.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you allow someone to get in front of you, you both will have the same destination, and the other car will get the last parking space.

Driving Murphy’s Laws

If you can’t get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

Murphy’s Laws

If you miss one issue of any magazine, it will be the issue that contains the article, story or installment you were most anxious to read.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

All great discoveries are made by mistake

Corollary: The greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Whatever you want, you can’t have, what you can have, you don’t want.

Murphy’s Laws

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

Money Murphy’s Laws People Time

Nobody notices the big errors.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

You can always find what you're not looking for.

Murphy’s Laws

The first place to look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it.

Murphy’s Laws Places Things

A rumor will travel fastest to the place where it will cause the greatest harm.

Murphy’s Laws

Negative slack tends to increase.

Murphy’s Laws

Them what gets – has.

Murphy’s Laws

Fortify your front; you’ll get your rear shot up.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.

Emotions Love Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

An unbreakable toy is good for breaking other toys.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

People ask stupid questions for a reason.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

Arms Games Murphy’s Laws Things

When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.

Murphy’s Laws