Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 60)

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Tracers work BOTH ways.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

The degree of failure is in direct proportion to the effort expended and to the need for success.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success

Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.

Arms Government Military Murphy’s Laws

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Murphy’s Laws

Some do; some don’t.

Murphy’s Laws People

Every organization has an allotted number of positions to be filled by incompetents.

Murphy’s Laws People

Any system or program, however complicated, if looked at in exactly the right way, will become even more complicated.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

Murphy’s Laws

If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

In any dealings with a collective body of people, the people will always be more tacky than originally expected.

Murphy’s Laws People

Never read any book in which the author’s name appears in gold or silver on the cover.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

1. If it is green or it wiggles – it is Biology.
2. If it stinks – it is Chemistry.
3. If it doesn’t work – it is Physics.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Science/Weather

The obvious answer is always overlooked.

Murphy’s Laws

If we see light at the end of the tunnel, it’s the light of the oncoming train.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.

Murphy’s Laws

A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

Arms Games Murphy’s Laws Things

1. The length of stay of out-of-town guests is inversely proportional to their desirability. 2. There are three absolute maxims for the handyman – your garden hose, extension cord and ladder are always too short.

Murphy’s Laws

If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.

Education Murphy’s Laws Places School

Any new activity will cause more trouble than you can possibly imagine.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

There is no limit to how bad things can get.

Murphy’s Laws