Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 60)

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The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

Murphy’s Laws

Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

Thinly sliced cabbage.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Wordplay

A professional is one who does a good job even when he doesn't feel like it.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

Envelopes and stamps which don't stick when you lick them will stick to other things when you don't want them to.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

1. Any great truth can – and eventually will – be expressed as a cliche.

2. Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

Communication Facts Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Children should be heard, not obscene.

Children Murphy’s Laws

1. If you're wondering if you took the meat out to thaw, you didn't. 2. If you're wondering if you left the coffee pot plugged in, you did.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Twitter makes you like people you don’t know, and Facebook makes you hate people you do.

Murphy’s Laws Things

No politician talks taxes during an election year.

Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws Politicians Taxes

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

Murphy’s Laws

Passengers on elevators constantly rearrange their positions as people get on and off so there is at all times an equal distance between all bodies.

Murphy’s Laws

Anyone having supervisory responsibility for the completion of a task will invariably protest that more resources are needed.

Murphy’s Laws Work

A situation in which a desired outcome or solution is impossible to attain because of a set of inherently illogical rules.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Sin now – pray later.

Murphy’s Laws

The mud that won’t come off on the doormat immediately adheres to the carpet.

Murphy’s Laws

Expenditure rises to meet income.

(1909 – 1993) British naval historian & author
Money Murphy’s Laws

In a bureaucracy, accomplishment is inversely proportional to the volume of paper used.

Murphy’s Laws

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you understand it, it's obsolete.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Understanding

You can go home again – you just can’t stay there.

Murphy’s Laws Places