Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 68)

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There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.

Murphy’s Laws Things

However much a shower control may rotate, the degree of rotation required to change from ice-cold to scalding is never more than one millimeter.

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Murphy’s Laws Problems

The effort of catching a falling object will cause more destruction than if the object had been allowed to fall in the first place.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Science/Weather Things

The greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake.

Mistakes Money Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

For every problem science solves, it creates ten new one.

Murphy’s Laws

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

Murphy’s Laws

If “sense” is so common, how come we don’t see more of it around?

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The workbench is always untidier than last time. General Law: The chaos in the universe always increases.

Murphy’s Laws

Given a conflict, Murphy’s Law supersedes Newton’s.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.

Murphy’s Laws

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People Stupidity

The only people making money these days are the ones who sell computer paper.

Computers Money Murphy’s Laws Things

If you can't fix it, feature it.

Murphy’s Laws Things

1. Never play cards with a man called Doc.
2. Never eat at a place called Mom's.
3. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.

Murphy’s Laws

The sumptuousnss of a company's annual report is in inverse proportion to its profitability that year.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

Murphy’s Laws

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it.

Murphy’s Laws Time

A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Incoming fire has the right-of-way.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Them what gets – has.

Murphy’s Laws

Murphy's Law cannot be proven, yet is correct, as when you try to prove Murphy's Law, you will see that the proof is incorrect. This is obviously due to Murphy's Law, therefore Murphy's Law is correct and proven.

Murphy’s Laws