Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 68)

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One man's red tape is another man's system.

Murphy’s Laws

Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws

If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented, it wasn't worth doing.

Murphy’s Laws

The first myth of management is that it exists.
The second myth of management is that success equals skill.
Corollary (Johnson) – Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within your organization.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

Arms Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the roll.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

With extremely few exceptions, nothing is worth the trouble.

Murphy’s Laws

It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Every great idea has a disadvantage equal to or exceeding the greatness of the idea.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Any experiment is reproducible until another laboratory tries to repeat it.

Murphy’s Laws

The sun always shines between the visors.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

1. Dust breeds 2. One's roommate (who has early classes) has an alarm clock that is louder than God's own. 3. When one has an early class, one's roommate will invariably enter the space late at night and suddenly become hyperactive, ill, violent, or all three.

Murphy’s Laws

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.

Accidents Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.

Education Murphy’s Laws Places School

For every problem science solves, it creates ten new one.

Murphy’s Laws

The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything. Stability is achieved when you spend all your time doing nothing but reporting on the nothing you are doing.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear.

Murphy’s Laws Time

One cannot have too large a party.

Murphy’s Laws

The leak in the roof is never in the same location as the drip.

Murphy’s Laws Problems