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Politicians who vote huge expenditures to alleviate problems get re-elected; those who propose structural changes to prevent problems get early retirement.

McClaughry's Law of Public Policy

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Politicians

The more complicated and grandiose the plan, the greater the chance of a screw-up.

Knagg’s Law

Murphy’s Laws Plans

Name on building: upper class. Name on desk: middle class. Name on shirt: working class

Brooksmith’s Law of Class Distinction

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The best investment opportunities are encountered when you are broke.

Firestone's Principle of Investment Timing

Money Murphy’s Laws Investments

The only way to avoid hitting a tree is to aim at it.

Pridham's Law of Golf

Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.

Anonymous

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success

You can't fall off the floor.

Paul's Law

Murphy’s Laws Problems

There are no answers, only cross references.

Weiner's Law of Libraries

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The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for your scheduled appointment.

Second Principle for Patients

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Caveats are always* forgotten.
*Caveat: except in rare instances

Battleson’s Blathrskite

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Children should be heard, not obscene.

Father Brennan's Famous Footnote

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A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years.

Horowitz's Rule

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If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person – they will find an easier way to do it.

Hlade's Law

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Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

Law of Logical Argument

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A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

Gourd's Axiom

Murphy’s Laws Time Meetings

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Proverb

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success Privacy Public

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Kohn's Corollary to Murphy's Law

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Where you stand depends on where you sit.

Miles's Law

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You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.

Captain Penny's Law

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Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 73)

No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.

The only time to be positive is when you are positive you are wrong.

Politicians who vote huge expenditures to alleviate problems get re-elected; those who propose structural changes to prevent problems get early retirement.

The more complicated and grandiose the plan, the greater the chance of a screw-up.

Name on building: upper class. Name on desk: middle class. Name on shirt: working class

The best investment opportunities are encountered when you are broke.

The only way to avoid hitting a tree is to aim at it.

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.

You can't fall off the floor.

There are no answers, only cross references.

The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for your scheduled appointment.

Caveats are always* forgotten.
*Caveat: except in rare instances

Children should be heard, not obscene.

A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years.

If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person – they will find an easier way to do it.

Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Where you stand depends on where you sit.

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.