Subject: People » Men (Page 12)

Sure men were born to lie, and women, to believe them.

(1685 – 1732) English writer
Characteristics Honesty Lies Men People Women

No nice men are good at getting taxis.

(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
Men People

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

Characteristics Men People Women

Men are like lawnmowers: they’re hard to get started, emit noxious odors and half the time they don’t work.

Men People

Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant professor; equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a male schlemiel.

Fools Intelligence Men People Women

The best way to get over a guy is to get under a new one!

Dating Men Relationships Sex

Bachelor: A man who can get out of bed from either side.

Definitions Marriage Men People

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Men People Relationships

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature; and another woman to help him forget them.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Intelligence Memory Men People Women

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Emotions Love Men People Women

The average man thinks about sex every… what were we talking about?

(1964 – ) American comedian
Men People Sex

If humor was the foundation of my life, men were definitely the first floor.

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Emotions Life Men People

A hard man is good to find.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Men Sex Situations

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Characteristics Men People Women

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president
Intelligence Men Thinking

Homosexual: A man’s man.

Definitions Men

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Men People

I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man I have ever met.

(1837 – 1899) American evangelist & publisher
Men People Self

How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house?… look inside your pants and if you find a penis in there, it's not time.

(1957 – ) British stand-up comedian
Housework Men People Situations

I don’t believe in vitamin pills; I swear by men, darling, and as many as possible.

(1933 – ) English actress & author
Men People

Men are like chocolate bars: sweet, smooth, and heading straight for your hips.

Food/Drink Men People