Subject: People » Men (Page 12)

One thing in which the sexes are equal is in thinking that they're not.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn’t have to.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.

(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I like a big, strong, hardworking man, a man who wakes up early in the morning eager to work hard – day-in and day-out – just working and sweating and sweating and working, and when it’s all over, he showers and goes to his job.

comedian

A birth-control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.

American actor & comedian

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion rules, including: both of your socks should always be the same color, or they should at least both be fairly dark.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

You cannot over estimate how infantile men are about sex; men are people that have sex because they have a headache… or are on fire, or have been shot in the head, or whatever it is!

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

Men can say things in stores women can't believe like, "but I already have a pair of black pants.”

(1952 – ) comedian

And most men seem to think ‘mutual orgasm’ is an insurance company.

(1958 – ) Australian author

It is the loose ends with which men hang themselves.

(1900 – 1948) novelist (wife of writer F. Scott Fitzgerald)

Men are like lawnmowers: they’re hard to get started, emit noxious odors and half the time they don’t work.

A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him.

Men will cook if danger is involved.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Guys I’ve been meeting have the worst pickup lines, like: “Hey, what’s your friend’s name?”

(1977 – ) American comedian

Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

(1879 – 1964) British politician

Beware of men who cry; it's true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own.

(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director

Marriage is the price men pay for sex, sex is the price women pay for marriage.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men; the other 999 follow women.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host