Subject: People » Men (Page 8)

When you're born, you have a finger up your nose, the other hand on your dick, and you get taller; and that is really it.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good… luckily, this is not difficult.

(1896 – 1975) Canadian mayor (Ottawa) & feminist

Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool.

(1754 – 1838) French prime minister & diplomat

I don’t believe in vitamin pills; I swear by men, darling, and as many as possible.

(1933 – ) English actress & author

You cannot over estimate how infantile men are about sex; men are people that have sex because they have a headache… or are on fire, or have been shot in the head, or whatever it is!

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

Men and women are different; while guy is having sex he's thinking how great it would be with a different woman; while when a woman is having sex she's thinking how lousy it is with this guy.

Canadian comedian & author

Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.

(1900 – 1977) American novelist, essayist & autobiographer

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

Men are pigs; too bad we own everything.

(1953 – ) comedian & actor

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

(1958 – ) Australian author

Love is what happens to a man and woman who don't know each other.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

(1952 – ) comedian

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Men are animals and as such are entitled to human treatment and should not be trapped or shot or bred for food or fur.


A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

(1864 – 1930) Scottish whisky distiller

Sure men were born to lie, and women, to believe them.

(1685 – 1732) English writer

Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist

I refuse to go out with a man whose ass is smaller than mine.

(1960 – ) American actress

Testosterone: Hormone which causes facial hair, muscularity, a deep voice, speeding tickets, the desire to watch professional wrestling, Arnold Shwarzenegger movies, war, fist fights, and the need to purchase cocktails for women with names like “Boom Boom.