Subject: People » Women (Page 15)

Women… can’t live with ‘em… pass the beer nuts.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

I'm just a person trapped in a woman's body.

(1952 – ) comedian

Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

When men reach their sixties and retire they go to pieces; women just go on cooking.


A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

The trouble with Ian [Fleming] is that he gets off with women because he can’t get on with them.

(1901 – 1990) British novelist

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much – just an occasional sun visor.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Thingy: Female Interpretation: Any part under a car’s hood; Male Interpretation: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

A woman’s always younger than a man at equal years.

(1806 – 1861) English poet

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.

(1857 – 1924) English (Polish-Ukrainian-born) novelist

An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn’t know any women.

(1925 – 2007) humorist & columnist

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men, and I just want to say to the authors of that study "Duh."

(1963 – ) television host & comedian

Intuition: That strange instinct that tells a woman she is right, whether she is or not.

We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have come to the era when happiness is "knowing what your uterus looks like.”

(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director

Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool.

(1754 – 1838) French prime minister & diplomat

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.

(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician

Never underestimate a man’s ability to underestimate a woman.

(1954 – ) American actress

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Women have a passion for mathematics; they divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

(1899 – 1974) French screenwriter, teacher & journalist