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Proverbs
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You may laugh at a friend’s roof; don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
Kenyan proverb
Proverbs
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
French proverb
Age
Proverbs
Young
Angels carry drunkards on their arms.
Polish proverb
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Proverbs
Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
Chinese proverb
Happiness
Proverbs
Jimmy Carr My father always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger’… Until the accident.”
Jimmy Carr
(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Proverbs
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Proverb
Characteristics
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Enemies
Tact
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Proverb
Proverbs
Time
Clocks
No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.
Danish proverb
People
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Wealth
Neighbors
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Anonymous
Life
Proverbs
Monday
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Stupidity
Artificial intelligence
Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.
Proverb
Life
Proverbs
Roads
When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Blind leading the blind
If you go to war pray once; if you go on a sea journey pray twice; but pray three times when you are going to be married.
Russian proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
There is no thief like a bad book.
Italian proverb
Books
Communication
Proverbs
Reading/Writing
Set a thief to catch a thief.
French proverb
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May you come to the attention of the authorities.
Ancient Chinese curse
Government
Proverbs
God is good, but never dance in a small boat.
Proverb
Dance
God
Proverbs
Things
Boat
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
Proverb
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Proverbs
Speech
When two quarrel, both are to blame.
Dutch proverb
Proverbs
Better late than… pregnant.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Time
Pregnancy
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