Subject: Proverbs (Page 2)

You may laugh at a friend’s roof; don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.

Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.

Angels carry drunkards on their arms.

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.

Jimmy Carr My father always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger’… Until the accident.”

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.

When the blind leadeth the blind… get out of the way.

If you go to war pray once; if you go on a sea journey pray twice; but pray three times when you are going to be married.

There is no thief like a bad book.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

May you come to the attention of the authorities.

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

When two quarrel, both are to blame.

Better late than… pregnant.