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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Proverb
Eating
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There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.
Norwegian proverb
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It is easier to pull down than to build up.
Latin proverb
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The believer is happy; the doubter is wise.
Hungarian proverb
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What the mulla says, you must do; what he does, you must not do.
Kashmiri proverb
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A bird in the hand is usually dead.
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Animals
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Better late than… pregnant.
Proverb
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No need to teach an eagle to fly.
Greek proverb
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If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
French proverb
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Never buy a car you can’t push.
American proverb
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Sometimes the road is less traveled for a reason.
American proverb
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A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.
Russian proverb
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Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.
Proverb
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Don't stand behind a coughing cow.
Anonymous
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It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.
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One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
Chinese proverb
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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Proverb
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You can grow as much corn on a crooked row as on a straight one.
Jerry Clower
(1926 – 1998) American country comedian
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Let every fox take care of his own tail.
Italian proverb
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When one shuts one eye, one does not hear everything.
Swiss proverb
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