Subject: Proverbs (Page 6)

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water.

It is easier to pull down than to build up.

The believer is happy; the doubter is wise.

What the mulla says, you must do; what he does, you must not do.

A bird in the hand is usually dead.

Better late than… pregnant.

No need to teach an eagle to fly.

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.

Never buy a car you can’t push.

Sometimes the road is less traveled for a reason.

A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.

Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.

Don't stand behind a coughing cow.

It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.

One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

You can grow as much corn on a crooked row as on a straight one.

(1926 – 1998) American country comedian

Let every fox take care of his own tail.

When one shuts one eye, one does not hear everything.