Subject: Proverbs (Page 7)

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

Activities Housework Life Proverbs

Absence makes the heart go wander.

Emotions Love Proverbs

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Situations Sleep

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

Dance God Proverbs Things

A good painter need not give a name to his picture, a bad one must.

Proverbs Work

The fights you avoid do you far more good than the ones you will win.

Conflict Fights Proverbs

If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.

Proverbs

To err is human, to forgive is human.

Mistakes Proverbs

If you want something done, ask a busy person.

Proverbs

You may laugh at a friend’s roof; don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.

Proverbs

Live with wolves, and you learn to howl.

Proverbs

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Eating Food/Drink Proverbs Situations Sleep

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Beliefs Proverbs

If all else fails, try the obvious.

Problems Proverbs Situations

Don't stand behind a coughing cow.

Miscellaneous Proverbs

A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.

People Proverbs Women

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Age Proverbs

No physician is really good before he has killed one or two patients.

Doctors Health Proverbs

Jimmy Carr My father always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger’… Until the accident.”

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Proverbs

May you come to the attention of the authorities.

Government Proverbs

Friends are like fiddle-strings and they must not be screwed too tightly.

Friends People Proverbs