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Proverbs
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A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Polish proverb
Proverbs
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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Proverb
Beliefs
Life
Proverbs
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When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.
Proverb
Proverbs
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Proverb
Murphy’s Laws
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Snoring
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
Proverb
Children
Money
Proverbs
Sex
The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
Danish proverb
Proverbs
When the fox preaches, look to the geese.
German proverb
Proverbs
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
Chinese proverb
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A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.
Russian proverb
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
Irish proverb
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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Proverb
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Proverb
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Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.
Swedish proverb
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Measure twice, cut once.
American proverb
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank Him for not having given it wings.
Ethiopian proverb
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To err is human, to forgive is human.
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You will never plough a field if you only turn it over in your mind.
Irish proverb
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When in doubt, gallop!
French foreign legion proverb
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