Subject: Proverbs (Page 6)

A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

When all men say you are an ass it is time to bray.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.

The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.

When the fox preaches, look to the geese.

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.

A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.

Measure twice, cut once.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank Him for not having given it wings.

To err is human, to forgive is human.

You will never plough a field if you only turn it over in your mind.

When in doubt, gallop!