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Let every fox take care of his own tail.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
No need to teach an eagle to fly.
Greek proverb
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May you come to the attention of the authorities.
Ancient Chinese curse
Government
Proverbs
Give a man a fish and it will feed him for a day, give the man a fishing rod and he will sell it for more fish, or burn it for firewood.
Jon Culshaw
(1968 – ) English impressionist & comedian
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Proverb
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A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
Chinese proverb
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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
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You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
Irish proverb
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Fools rush in and get the best seats.
Proverb
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When you throw dirt, you lose ground.
Texan proverb
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The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion.
Arab proberb
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A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Polish proverb
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The loveliest of faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half with the eye and half with the fancy.
Persian proverb
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Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Anonymous
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Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.
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The one who snores will fall asleep first.
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A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
Czech proverb
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The church is near, but the road is icy; the bar is far away, but I will walk carefully.
Russian proverb
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When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
Chinese proverb
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What the mulla says, you must do; what he does, you must not do.
Kashmiri proverb
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