Subject: Proverbs (Page 10)

Cat bathing is a martial art.

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish.

May you come to the attention of the authorities.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

When a rogue kisses you, count your teeth.

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.

He who builds by the roadside has many surveyors.

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are kings.

Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.

You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.

You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.

It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.

It’s always darkest before… daylight savings time.

Cutting off a mule's ears doesn't make it a horse.

All sizzle and no steak.

A good painter need not give a name to his picture, a bad one must.

The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.