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Proverbs
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Cat bathing is a martial art.
Proverb
Proverbs
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
Proverb
Proverbs
A rolling stone
Momentum
In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish.
English proverb
Proverbs
Work
Initiative
May you come to the attention of the authorities.
Ancient Chinese curse
Government
Proverbs
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Stupidity
Artificial intelligence
When a rogue kisses you, count your teeth.
Hebrew proverb
Proverbs
The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Grass is always greener
lawns
The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
Proverb
Eating
Food/Drink
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The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
Latin proverb
Doctors
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He who builds by the roadside has many surveyors.
Italian proverb
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed are kings.
Macedonian proverb
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Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.
Native American proverb
Communication
Proverbs
Listening
You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
Navajo proverb
Activities
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Sleep
You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.
Proverb
Animals
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It is better to have an ugly wife for one’s self than a beautiful wife for others.
Proverb
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It’s always darkest before… daylight savings time.
American proverb
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Cutting off a mule's ears doesn't make it a horse.
Creole proverb
Appearance
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Situations
All sizzle and no steak.
Proverb
Proverbs
All style and no substance
A good painter need not give a name to his picture, a bad one must.
Polish proverb
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The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
German proverb
Communication
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Speech
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.
Italian proverb
Proverbs
Situations
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