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Subject:
Signs
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The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Bitterroot – Self Storage – Cemetery Lane
Sign
Signs
Mustee
Business name
Signs
Shower manufacturer in Cleveland
Your Gardening Angel
Sign
Signs
At a garden shop
Power to the People.
Sign
Signs
At an electric company
Hairy Pop-Ins
Business name
Signs
Various pet groomers & hair salons in England
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Instructions
Signs
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin
If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There
Bumper sticker
Signs
Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Lunch now being poured.
Sign
Signs
At a bar
The Dirty Hoe – Garden Shed
Business name
Signs
Back By Monday
Business name
Signs
United Kingdom entertainment consultants
Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Absolutely No Soliciting • Especially Alternative Energy Suppliers!
Sign
Signs
Sign on a business’s door
Theft of this container is a crime.
Label
Signs
On a milk crate
Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Do not put lit candles on phone.
Label
Signs
On the instructions for a cordless phone
These rows reserved for parents with children.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place
Sign
Signs
At a church
Wrekin Construction
Business name
Signs
Construction company in the United Kingdom
Hung Far Low
A Chinese restaurant in Portland OR
Signs
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