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Subject:
Signs
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Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Tattoos • HURT • Do Not Bitch, Whine, Ask to Stop or Pass Out
Sign
Signs
Outside a tattoo shop
Please Remove All Of Your Clothes When the Light Goes Out
Sign
Signs
In a laundromat
Signs Are Not Permitted in Viva Cuba Garden
Sign
Signs
A sign in the Garden
In Missouri
Please consume all food on premises.
Sign
Signs
At a Souplantation restaurant
I’m Teabagging 4 Jesus
Protest sign
Signs
Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot
Sign
Signs
In a health food store
Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package
Sign
Signs
On a septic service truck
This is the back door. The front door is around the back.
Sign
Signs
Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.
Label
Signs
On a flower pot
Hair & Their
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Signs
Translations
Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread
Sign
Signs
On a food wrapper
Drive Slow – See Our Village — Drive Fast – See Our Judge — Speed Limits Strictly Enforced
Street Sign
Signs
Street sign
Autumn Leaves, Jesus Doesn’t
Church sign
Signs
At a church
Daily 24 – Weekly 79 – Dogs + Turtles Welcome – No Dopers or Miscreants
Sign
Signs
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Outside a building
Staff & Visitors Only
Sign
Signs
At a hospital
The Dirty Hoe – Garden Shed
Business name
Signs
Phâut Phuc Noodle Bar
Restaurant name
Signs
In London
Seafood brought in by customers will not be entertained.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A restaurant sign in Malaysia
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