Subject: Signs (Page 6)

Kids With Gas Eat Free!

Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

Open seven days a week and weekends.

Bye Bye Bifocals

This camera will only work when film is inside.

Always drive on roads. Not on people.

Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond

Obama Get You Hand Out of My Pocket! I Can Stimulate Myself!

Protest Signs Are An INEFFECTUAL Way Of Communicating NUANCED VIEWS On Issues That CANNOT & SHOULD NOT Be Reduced to SIMPLE PITHY SLOGANS

Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt

This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.

Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door

To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.

Parking For Birds Only

7 watt – Blue bulb – Intermediate Base – for holiday lights and signs. – Last approximately 1,000 hours. – Dura aproximadamente 2,000 horas.

Rug Munchers Carpet Store

BYE

Crummy Plumbing Company

Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.