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Signs On a tanker truck

Ride the S.L.U.T. – South Lake Union Trolley

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Signs

Elephant Butte Inn

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Signs An inn in New Mexico

Do not open here.

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Signs On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle

Open dusk till dawn.

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Signs At a playground

May We Have the Next Dents?

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Signs At an auto body shop

Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

Church sign

Signs Outside a church

Hair Bandits

Business name

Signs A hairstylist

100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.

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Signs On an orange juice can

Do not eat if seal is missing.

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Signs On seal

Come In And Have Your Faith Lifted

Church sign

Signs Outside a church

Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.

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Signs Translation of a small American company’s clothing label in France.

Requirements: Optional modem required.

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Signs On a computer software package

Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners

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Signs Translations Posted on a sidewalk tree

Your vinyl resting place.

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Signs In a waterbed shop

M.T. Bellies

Business name

Signs Restaurants in Vermont and elsewhere

Watch Your Head

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Signs On a roller coaster

FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)

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Signs

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.

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Signs At a church

WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.

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Subject: Signs (Page 91)

Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends

Ride the S.L.U.T. – South Lake Union Trolley

Elephant Butte Inn

Do not open here.

Open dusk till dawn.

May We Have the Next Dents?

Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

Hair Bandits

100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.

Do not eat if seal is missing.

Come In And Have Your Faith Lifted

Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.

Requirements: Optional modem required.

Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners

Your vinyl resting place.

M.T. Bellies

Watch Your Head

FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.

WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.