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Subject:
Signs
(Page 91)
Keep refrigerated … avoid the fridge.
Label
Signs
On a Mozzarella salad bagel
Dyno-Mite Hooker Towing Service Inc
Business name
Signs
In New York City
Please do not disturb further.
Sign
Signs
On a door to a psychiatric ward
Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of Your Product Back!
Sign
Signs
On a septic truck
Beware Walking Dead
Lighted road sign
Signs
Lighted road sign
The Raper Law Firm
Business name
Signs
Fayetteville NC
Sorry – We’re OPEN
Sign
Signs
The Frost Free Library
Sign
Signs
In New Hampshire
Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People
Sign
Signs
Outside a hotel
Due To Sanitary Reasons, We Will Not And Cannot Accept Any Money That Comes Out Of Bras.
Sign
Signs
HOMOPHOBIA IS SO GAY
Protest sign
Signs
Our Best Is None Too Good
Sign
Signs
On a delicatessen wall
No Parking Anytime
Sign
Signs
On a parking meter
If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.
Sign
Signs
From the safety information card in an America West Airline seat pocket
Caution – No Warning Signs
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Crapo Appliance Service
Business name
Signs
In Redmond WA
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Label
Signs
On a Wet-Nap package
Provincetown MA 3205 Miles
On the western end of US Route 6 in California
Signs
Pu Pu Hot Pot
Restaurant name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in Cambridge MA
Look before driving.
Label
Signs
On the dashboard of a mail truck
Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot
Sign
Signs
In a health food store
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