Subject: Signs (Page 92)

Please keep loud, wild babes out of the sanctuary.

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Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

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Cleans and refreshes without soap or water. Contains: Water, fragrance & soap.

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END ROAD WORK

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The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.

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PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS

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Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances

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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

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Guardian • To Better Serve You, We’ve Re-located – At The End Of APRIL – Sutherland Pharmacy

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I Hate This Church – Satan

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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

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Dyno-Mite Hooker Towing Service Inc

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Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90

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Bach In a Minuet

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Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95

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Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk

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Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell

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Eat, Drink, and Remarry.

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Caution, butt head against the wall

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Do not pour liquids into your television set.

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1030’s Gemany [sic] all over again

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