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Subject:
Signs
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Stinky Stork Diaper Service
Business name
Signs
Staten Island New York
Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs
Leave These Lights On At All Times – Auth. Police Department
Turn Lights Off
Sign
Signs
Above and below a light switch
You will be doomed to a great marriage.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
Label
Signs
On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
CAUTION – This Machine Has No Brain – Use Your Own
Sign
Signs
Hair & Now
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Label
Signs
On a mattress
Give Death Panels a Chance
Protest sign
Death
Signs
Kuntz Insurance Group
Business name
Signs
In Brookhaven PA
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.
Sign
Signs
On the menu of a Chinese restaurant
Chicken – $3.70
Real Chicken – $6.75
Sign
Signs
On Oriental restaurant menu
Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.
Sign
Signs
Over a guest room bed
Ignite lighter away from face.
Label
Signs
On a Bic ighter
Patriotic Resisance [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!
Sign
Signs
At a disco
HIGH PRICES!!
Sign
Signs
A sign at a gas station called 'El Cheapo'
Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
No smoothen the lion
Translation
Signs
Translations
A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic
DOGS – PLEASE SHUT THE GATE
Sign
Signs
On a gate
Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet!
Sign
Signs
At a weight-reduction business
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