Subject: Signs (Page 93)

Bob’s Nozzle Service

Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape

7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.

UNITED METHODIST CHURCH– George St. at Livingston Ave, New Brunswick Church School Classes 9:30 am, Morning Worship 11:00 am – “WHIPS AND CHAINS AND WORSHIP” Maundy Thursday – April 13th

Death to all fanatics!

Genuine Fake Watches

Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club

Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine

ENTRANCE ONLY – DO NOT ENTER

Serving Suggestion: Defrost

Warning: May cause Drowsiness

OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990

Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed

Motel: Highly Recommended… By Owner

Please ask a member of staff for help with erection

Pull Out & SAVE up to $600

Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle

Better Than A Brick

Do Not Activate With Wet Hands

Sock Market