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Signs Outside a church

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

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Signs At a convalescent home

For Indoor or Outdoor Use Only

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Signs On a string of Christmas lights

Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends

Translation

Signs Translations At a Japanese restaurant

Do not use as ear plugs.

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Signs On Silly Putty®

Buoys and Gulls.

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Signs Nautical themed restrooms

Remove Cap Before Drinking

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Signs On Phillips beer bottle cap

Hell’s Kitchen Catering

Store name

Signs Caterer in New York City

In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

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Autos Signs In a car manual

It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

Church sign

Signs Outside a church

Gone Fishing Marina

Business name

Signs

Gold Medal Specialists. Sprints! Relays! Marathons! Hot and Raring to Go.

Sydney [Australia] brothel sign

Sex Signs Sports Olympics

Not to be Used for the Other Use

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Signs Translations On a Japanese food processor

Tired of the same old diet plans that don't work? Try this one!

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Signs A billboard

Open Other End

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Signs On the bottom of some foreign Coke bottles

How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

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Signs At a dry cleaner shop

Long Yellow Things .78 lb.

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Signs On a display of bananas

QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$

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Signs

Reserved for plant manager.

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Signs Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery

NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA

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Signs In the middle of a field containing no water at a national park

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Subject: Signs (Page 93)

If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

For Indoor or Outdoor Use Only

Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends

Do not use as ear plugs.

Buoys and Gulls.

Remove Cap Before Drinking

Hell’s Kitchen Catering

In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

Gone Fishing Marina

Gold Medal Specialists. Sprints! Relays! Marathons! Hot and Raring to Go.

Not to be Used for the Other Use

Tired of the same old diet plans that don't work? Try this one!

Open Other End

How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

Long Yellow Things .78 lb.

QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$

Reserved for plant manager.

NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA