Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 3)

I wasn't talking to Holmes in there; every time I felt like saying something to him I found it hard because he kept putting his left hand in my mouth.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I love boxing. Where else do two grown men prance around in satin underwear, fighting over a belt? … the one who wins gets a purse… they do it in gloves. It's the accessory connection I love.

American comedian

Buster Douglas went to bed as a 231-pound world champion and woke up as a 270-pound parade float.

American sports columnist

Don King doesn't care about black or white. He just cares about green.

American boxing champion

Before the first Tyson fight, Frank Bruno figures to be the biggest British disaster since the Titanic. Las Vegas will bet you even money Bruno doesn't last the first round. He's 7-1 to lose, 6-1 to get knocked out, he's probably 7-5 to get killed.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

Mexicans are always tough with lots of heart; Koreans raw and gritty; the poor British tend to stand up straight and take it on the chops, bleeding almost before the opening bell.

Canadian sportswriter

He’s the man of the hour at this particular moment.

(1931 – ) American boxing promoter

Standing across the ring from Joe Louis and knowing he wants to go home early.

(1909–1959) American boxing champion

Rocky Marciano didn't know enough boxing to know what a feint was. He never tried to out-guess you. He just kept trying to knock your brains out.

American boxing champion

Tall men come down to my height when I hit ‘em in the body.

(1895 – 1983) American boxing champion

I can only see it going one way, that’s my way. How it’s actually going to go I can't really say.

English boxer

Earnie hit me so hard, it shook my kinfolk back in Africa.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

If bullshit was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be 'Shakespeare.'

boxing manager

Frank Bruno's fall was that of a felled oak. As the dust settled there was a silence, and then followed the gentle rustle of falling leaves of greenbacks.

(1944 – ) British sportswriter

Don King dresses like a pimp and speechifies like a store-front preacher.

boxing writer

Billy Wells was all chin from the waist up.

American boxer

I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match: “It's a fight to the finish” … that's a good place to end.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

I'm going down so often these days you'd think I was making a blue movie.

English boxer

I'll bet the hardest thing about prize fighting is picking up your teeth with a boxing glove on.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Ali wouldn't have hit Joe Louis on the bum with a handful of rice.

American boxer

I lost it by default, not de-punch.

English boxer